If it seems impossible to practice your game on such a playing field, it's time to broaden your horizons. Odds are you’ll impress more with your karaoke game than your perspective on current events.Though bars have the benefit of serving alcohol, there are a number of reasons that it's a less than ideal spot for meeting Ms. Men always outnumber women at bars, and really, can you blame women for staying away?Summer was about men and women fleeing their internships and dead-end jobs to idle away the evening on roof top decks.
You'll find lots of intelligent, interesting and active over fifty and senior singles like you, who are ready to meet a special partner or new friends.Be creative in your efforts -- you're going to have to work to earn your cougar cred. Don't blow us off to rip bong hits with your friends. And when it comes to the bedroom, the more you can do without making us put down our glass of wine, the better. We love that you're a no fuss, no strings attached, "wanna see my custom crafted beer pong table? Just knowing you'll listen when we tell you to turn it off and come to bed is enough for us. If you make plans with us, your ass better show up at the appointed time. Although I'm not a bona fide cougar quite yet (I clock in just under the apparent age limit), I'm certainly not opposed to dating younger men... On behalf of other respectable self-established women who have no qualms with dabbling in prime meat territory, I'd like to set the record straight once and for all. Alpha cougars are sophisticated, intelligent, and on the prowl for sexual empowerment. Shuffleboard, comic book heroes, the latest i Phone app -- if you like it (and it will make us feel younger), we like it. Now be a good boy and go get mama a glass of chardonnay. Treat a cougar right, and she'll be all the woman you can handle.Here, my tips for cougar hunters around the world: 1. Betas are usually just looking for someone to make them feel better about themselves. On your part, not ours -- honey, we're done chasing. Watch us come running ready to bust an uninhibited move (usually involving excessive finger snapping). But don't try to order a wine you can't pronounce or go claiming you can tell vintage from antique. Start playing games, and you'll be forced to settle for a puma.Sending a smile is a simple way to break the ice and let someone know that you like their profile. In addition to online dating and friendships there are many other social networking features you can fully utilize, including a forum for seniors, a chat and a magazine.